A LONG, LONG TIME AGO… son they had this thing called ‘the news’.
It was great!. We could find out what was going on in the world and it helped us build a great country called America. You know how we take them hog hams and rub them down with salt and let that salt work into them to keep them from spoiling. That’s what news was like… it was like salt that helped us preserve society. I’ll tell ya’ what son, them were the days. I wish you could have seen it.