A fly on the wall heard…
“In our next entertainment event involving Michelle we will be featuring an outlandish dress reflective of royalty and regalia. In pomp and circumstance, none other than François Hollande will usher the First Couple in a Camelotian manner reflective of King Arthur and Queen Guinevere. The titillating token of tease for the lowly pheasants in gaze and aghast will be the intentional disclosure by our dear media comrades that the centerpiece of our insulting celebration is worth more than the annual sweat of their brow.”